Nurse arrested for stealing penises

Lagos - The 52-year old was arrested in the
Croatian town of Slavonski Brod on suspicion of
possessing human body organs.
Local police raided the suspects' apartment
where they found numerous human penises
soaking in formaldehyde. The solution stopped
the organs from rotting.
As a nurse, the suspect had easy access to the
hospital morgue where police believe he severed
the penises from deceased males and took
them home.
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Slavonski Brod is a mid-sized town of 59 000
and has been inhabited since prehistoric times.
Speaking to Queerty.com, hospital spokesman
said "On behalf of all employees of the hospital,
I have to say that we are very unpleasantly
surprised by an event that threw a shadow over
this hospital. Our apologies to the families of
the deceased."
The man had no prior criminal record and was
described by police as a "family man." It
remains unclear what the suspect intended to
use the penises for. He is currently on bail
pending his trial for disturbing the deceased. If
he is found guilty, he could face up to two
years in jail.
- Health24